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Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the lookout; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."

Sex And The City
The 2008 Movie

The Holistic Wisdom staff made our way to see the Sex And The City movie with mixed reviews. We saw the movie in honor of the show that started so much hype, not only about sex, but the infamous Rabbit Pearl. Speaking of the Rabbit Pearl, we have it on sale and we are offering a FREE Cosmopolitan Cocktail flavored lubricant when you purchase one at the end of this article!

Who could forget the hours of pleasure that Charlotte had once she discovered the Rabbit Pearl's delights. What many do not know is that the Rabbit Pearl that was featured in the show was created by Vibratex who specializes in nontoxic sex toys.

Lisa S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
Holistic Wisdom Founder

After the show aired and interest in the sex toy grew, many companies began making cheap knockoffs that contain low grade and possibly toxic materials in them. That is why the Rabbit Pearl has withstood the test of time ever since.

Beyond the materialistic fashion aspects of the movie, there were some thoughtful moments about insecurities within relationships, lack of communication, challenges with personal responsibility and of course sex. The Sex And The City girls talked about love and labels being their focus. Labels of course referring to the absolutely excessive fashion obsession that Carrie and the others all seem to suffer from. However, overlooking this, we thought it was a cute movie.

The dialog was often comedic. In one scene, the girls discussed their personal sexual frequency in front of Charlotte's little girl. They began referring to it as "coloring" as the little girl colored away in her coloring book oblivious to what her mother and the girls were really talking about. How often do you color (have sex) was the question at hand and Samantha ended the discussion with her usual saucy comments. "I like using every crayon in my box!" she exclaimed.

When things get crazy for Carrie her friends wisk her away to Mexico and she exclaims that she needs help escaping her depression with it being described as her "mexicoma."

Samatha who is obsessed with her hot, young neighbor, who is the male equivalent of her, seems quite focused on what she refers to as "Dante's Dick." There are a lot of clever little comments snuck into the script. However, the more heartfelt moments of the movie seem to take place mostly around Miranda's relationship with her husband Steve and Carrie's relationship with Big.

During the film, one of my favorite letters was partially read. The letter that Ludwig van Beethoven sent to his love Johanna Reiss which was artistically adapted in the 1994 movie Immortal Beloved with Gary Oldman playing Beethoven.

As a tribute, here is the letter and a sale on the Rabbit Pearl below-

The First Letter July 6, in the morning

My angel, my all, my very self - Only a few words today and at that with pencil (with yours) - Not till tomorrow will my lodgings be definitely determined upon - what a useless waste of time - Why this deep sorrow when necessity speaks - can our love endure except through sacrifices, through not demanding everything from one another; can you change the fact that you are not wholly mine, I not wholly thine - Oh God, look out into the beauties of nature and comfort your heart with that which must be - Love demands everything and that very justly - thus it is to me with you, and to your with me. But you forget so easily that I must live for me and for you; if we were wholly united you would feel the pain of it as little as I - My journey was a fearful one; I did not reach here until 4 o'clock yesterday morning. Lacking horses the post-coach chose another route, but what an awful one; at the stage before the last I was warned not to travel at night; I was made fearful of a forest, but that only made me the more eager - and I was wrong. The coach must needs break down on the wretched road, a bottomless mud road. Without such postilions as I had with me I should have remained stuck in the road. Esterhazy, traveling the usual road here, had the same fate with eight horses that I had with four - Yet I got some pleasure out of it, as I always do when I successfully overcome difficulties - Now a quick change to things internal from things external. We shall surely see each other soon; moreover, today I cannot share with you the thoughts I have had during these last few days touching my own life - If our hearts were always close together, I would have none of these. My heart is full of so many things to say to you - ah - there are moments when I feel that speech amounts to nothing at all - Cheer up - remain my true, my only treasure, my all as I am yours. The gods must send us the rest, what for us must and shall be -

Your faithful LUDWIG.

The Second Letter Evening, Monday, July 6

You are suffering, my dearest creature - only now have I learned that letters must be posted very early in the morning on Mondays to Thursdays - the only days on which the mail-coach goes from here to K. - You are suffering - Ah, wherever I am, there you are also - I will arrange it with you and me that I can live with you. What a life!!! thus!!! without you - pursued by the goodness of mankind hither and thither - which I as little want to deserve as I deserve it - Humility of man towards man - it pains me - and when I consider myself in relation to the universe, what am I and what is He - whom we call the greatest - and yet - herein lies the divine in man - I weep when I reflect that you will probably not receive the first report from me until Saturday - Much as you love me - I love you more - But do not ever conceal yourself from me - good night - As I am taking the baths I must go to bed - Oh God - so near! so far! Is not our love truly a heavenly structure, and also as firm as the vault of heaven?

The Third Letter Good morning, on July 7

Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, now and then joyfully, then sadly, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us - I can live only wholly with you or not at all - Yes, I am resolved to wander so long away from you until I can fly to your arms and say that I am really at home with you, and can send my soul enwrapped in you into the land of spirits - Yes, unhappily it must be so - You will be the more contained since you know my fidelity to you. No one else can ever possess my heart - never - never - Oh God, why must one be parted from one whom one so loves. And yet my life in V is now a wretched life - Your love makes me at once the happiest and the unhappiest of men - At my age I need a steady, quiet life - can that be so in our connection? My angel, I have just been told that the mailcoach goes every day - therefore I must close at once so that you may receive the letter at once - Be calm, only by a calm consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.
ever thine

ever mine

ever ours

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A few years ago I moved to England and started living with my Aunt Mandy. My Aunt had a caretaker as she was elderly and disabled. Her caretaker, Jayde was absolutely gorgeous. She made me feel good, and gave me the impression, maybe falsely, that she fancied me. A lot of flirting went on, and she'd often take me into fetish clothing shops or adult bookshops on our walks out together when my Aunt was resting.

Some people could have seen she was leading me on, but I was too flattered and enamored to realize. Being a guy with strong emotions and a highly sensual nature, I realized I was falling for her, but I felt could do nothing about it, as she was so closely involved with caring for my Aunt.

After weeks had past, she suddenly stopped flirting with me, for no reason I ever discovered, and became much cooler. It was too late for me, because by this time I was very attached to her, and every meeting we had would put shudders of desire through me. This situation began to hurt me, because she'd still be flirtatious with other blokes. Mechanics, workmen, people in Mandy's social circle, etc., etc. Anyone, it seemed, except me.

Guys would home in on her, chatting her up and sniffing around her everywhere we went. She would just let them, and ignore me when they hung around her. Don't know what I'd done to deserve these mind games. She'd even begun to watch my reaction as she flirted with other men. Then she'd ask subtle things afterward. I could tell she did it to see what effect it had had on me. It was turning me on in a way, I can't deny.

One of my most hot memories of her was when my Aunt Mandy needed a new computer. Jayde got a man named Jim to come over, a PC tech, who worked with her company's computers, and was supposed to be good at getting one and set it up for her. Jayde, Aunt Mandy and I were playing scrabble in the lounge when Jim first turned up at Mandy's house. He immediately started flirting with Jayde, giving her loads of suggestive banter and innuendo, which she giggled at, wrinkling her nose like a schoolgirl.

I tried to stop it unsettling me and making me wish I was Jim, getting Jayde's attention in that way, but I couldn't help feeling jealous, which I hid as best I could. Maybe Jayde guessed at my discomfort and enjoyed that, I didn't know. It was the first time I saw her bare feet, too, strangely enough, when Jim turned up. I have a deep fetish for women's feet. She slipped off her socks after she'd let Jim in, and as she padded around the carpets, getting things for him and showing him into the study, I saw they were gorgeous.

My heart was lost to her totally, the moment I saw her shapely feet, with her toe rings and ankleband. The cutest little feet I've ever seen. I didn't know whether Jayde knew much about my secret fetishes, but I knew she'd at least once looked at my web surfing history. I visited mainly housewife sex sites, wife story sites and foot fetish sites. I dunno if she meant to be teasing me, but she was playing up to Jim too, and flirting back to him, and letting us see her pattering up the loft ladder in bare feet, and loudly giggling at his suggestive, dirty remarks to her, in front of me and Aunt Mandy.

When I brought Jim and Jayde some coffee in the study, Jim was sat working at the computer, showing her things on it, etc. She was knelt down by him, resting her arms up on the desk. Of course, Jim had a good eyeful of her firm cleavage in that position; he could see down her top and it was driving me mad.

She pretended to be all businesslike and normal, but I knew what they were doing. I saw the worry on Aunt Mandy's face too. After a while, it was time for me and Aunt Mandy to go out for the afternoon. Jayde had arranged beforehand to stay with Jim and lock up the house when it was her clocking off time. Aunt Mandy and I wouldn't be back until the evening; and it so irked me to leave her alone with Jim, who obviously would love to have his wicked way with her. I had to go, however, Aunt Mandy expected me to.

However, when we got to the cinema, I couldn't relax, wondering what was going on back home. By chance, Aunt Mandy bumped into a friend of hers, and I was able to make a feeble excuse to leave them to chat, and go for a drink on my own, and see Aunt Mandy back home later.

I didn't go the pub, at all. I raced away and jumped in a cab, and told him to take me straight back home. I had to know. Even if I could just peep. The curtains were all shut when I got home, and the house was dark, but the study light was on. I sneaked around the back, carefully put my key in the back kitchen door, and snuck into the kitchen. They were obviously still in the little study; and creeping round the door into the hall, I saw the study door was slightly open, and light was streaming through, into the dark hallway. Voices were heard. Jayde's voice, and Jim's voice. Jayde's voice was squeaking and sighing, and Jim's voice grunting. Oh, no! They weren't, were they?

I had to see. My heart in my mouth, I crept up to the door, and peeped in, doing my best not to be seen or heard. There was the sight I'd been dreading! Jim stood, facing the window, standing over that big, old photocopier, with his pants down, and his hairy ass pumping back and forth. Jayde's tight jeans and panties were draped on the chair at the desk; she'd took them off. Even worse, Jayde's bare legs were clamped around Jim's waist, and her hands came round his back, stroking and clawing at his starched white shirt. Yes, Jim was fucking Jayde!

"Hoohh, Hooooh, Ohhhh!" she cried, and giggled as well, as he humped her. He'd sat Jayde on the photocopier and was fucking shagging her! I shrank back, in utter shock, into the darkness, away to the kitchen, I my hand around my suddenly erect cock, and wanked desperately at it; hating Jim like anything, but I couldn't stop myself being unbearably aroused by the fact that beautiful, sexy, beloved Jayde was being a little tart; betraying me, and degrading herself by letting beardy, pervy old Jim between her legs!

Right there in Mandy's house, where I lived! "So That was the deal ,was it", I thought. She wouldn't shag me, but she would shag a fucking beardy old perv like Jim?? It wasn't fair. Even though Aunt Mandy had said she wouldn't care if I did have a fling with her, Jayde still wouldn't treat me like she treated other men? It was sick, and I felt so hurt and angry, but it was so seedy and horny nevertheless, that I just had to try and accept it by enjoying my submissive position.

I soon poured out my hot sperm into a tissue, while hearing Jim shagging Jayde, and the noises they made echoing all round the bungalow! "Hourgh, Ugh, Ourgh!" Oh, why? Why did she do this when I wanted her so badly?

I hid in the bedroom, peeping out through the gap in the door, and waiting till they went, but they didn't go yet; there was more. It was only half past three, and Jayde wasn't really due to go until five. They started laughing again, and I heard them talking. Jayde said, "I'll show you that CD, just hang on, Jim mate." I saw Jayde come out, with her top rolled up, and the rest of her naked; and I felt a rush of intense desire, seeing her gorgeous body. Her round, ripe little boobs with perfect nipples, and her dark triangle of pubes, and her horny little bubble bum, like a peach, as she went in the lounge and got something from her bag, and then went back to Jim in the study.

Soon, Jim began saying, "What a top woman you are, Jayde! Those pics are getting me hard again!" I had to sneak out again, and have a look. What was going on? Well, peeping in from the dark hall again, I now saw Jim was sat down at the computer again, with a great big erection. Oh fuck, his dick must have been 9 inches long, which was even bigger than my own which I was always proud of. Jayde was crouching next to him, clicking the mouse and showing him a load of pics from a CD of hers. She was reaching with her free hand to caress his knob now and again, as she showed him the pics.

"Oh, God"! I thought, when I glimpsed the pics on the screen. The first ones I glimpsed showed Jayde dressed as a schoolgirl, at some biker rally or party she'd been to, and the revellers were all in fancy dress, messing about and doing silly things; but Jayde was having her bare ass caned! Yes, an old rocker dressed as a schoolmaster had her bent over, knickers down, and whacking his cane across her bare bottom! I was shocked and stunned, but oddly excited. It was just so strange and dirty for me to see, I couldn't help feeling highly aroused. In other pics, some bull dyke of a woman, among other people too, were licking at Jayde's bared tits, or fondling her bottom. The guys were stripping her off, showing her tits to the camera, and in one pic, two guys were even pulling her bumcheeks apart,and one guy had a feather tickling her asshole!

Jim said, "So, do you take it up there then, Jayde?" She giggled, and said, "Well, I have sometimes; not really though." Jim said, "Well, how about if I let Mandy have the computer for half price, If you give up your sexy little bottom for the rude desires of this dirty old man?" He slapped her bum, making Jayde yelp and say, "No, I couldn't!" But Jim wrestled her down, over his knee, and began smacking her bum, to make her agree! She was laughing and yelping, as he held her down and really smacked her quivering bum hard, pausing to open it and look at her bumhole before carrying on the spanking. Jayde's sexy bare feet waved and flexed in the air, as her bare little bum got smacked!

"Ooohhh! Owwww!" she went! I saw her fanny and asshole, when he opened her bum. Her creased, broad, dark starfish, which I'd always wanted to see, along with her half shaven, sweet pussy mound. They were on view, but not for me. The pair of bastards! He was going, "You will, you will! You will give me your bum, Jayde, won't you?" SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! "Won't you, Jayde?" Eventually, she gave in. "Yes, I'll do it!", she went, "You know I will! I just wanted to be spanked first! Hee hee hee!" Suddenly, Jayde got up again, and positioned herself at the computer, with Jim sitting behind her. She put some lube or something on to his cock, letting her fingers reach back and tease his shaft as they applied the coating of whatever it was. Then, she bent forward, her arms reaching right back. She grabbed her buttocks, and spread them wide, wide open. Then she slowly settled herself with her bumhole touching the end of Jim's Dick!

"Aaaah, yes, at last!" Jim exclaimed, "Up your ass, Jayde, come on!" She began wiggling her bum, down onto his Dick; and she giggled, "Hee hee hee!", as his big purple knob buttonholed itself just inside her twitching brown bumhole! "Oh, no, Oh, no..", I thought, feeling sick but grabbing my crotch again in jealous excitement, as Jim sat there grinning and introducing his big veiny prick up the ass of the woman I adored! My heart was almost breaking to see this, but my cock throbbed hard despite it!

She soon had his shaft almost completely up her bum, and they began a slow, lewd movement, Jim sitting in the chair and Jayde crouching over him, slowly moving herself up and down. Her bumhole was being dragged slowly up his shaft when she began the upstrokes. She carried on showing him the pics of the kinky things she'd done with others at wild parties etc., as he bummed her. How horrible it was for me, to see sweet kind, caring Jayde, laughing as she took Jim's big horrible Dick right up her ass!

She giggled and encouraged Jim, as he enjoyed her ass and lusted at the dirty pics of her. His Dick throbbed there like a nasty monster, and Jayde paid homage to his massive cock with her sweet little bum. Whenever a particularly rude pic came onscreen, Jim's cock would twitch, and the veins would show prominently for a second, before Jayde crouched again, engulfing his manhood in her gorgeous, sacred asshole! He was going "Aaaah, yeah! I knew I'd get you and your bum one day, Jayde!" and his hands roved over her body, often squeezing and pulling her tits, or spreading her ass to watch his own Dick invading her bum, so eagerly!

The pics were shocking. Some showed Jayde indulging in BDSM with people, tied to bondage frames and whipped, and having nipple clamps and electric wands used on her and everything. Another set showed her being gangbanged, really romped hard around a room by a group of guys, and spunked all over. The photos at the end of this set, showing her smiling face in the centre of a circle of cocks, are still clear in my memory today. Still more showed her in lesbian spanking games with a gang of women, using canes, whips, belts and paddles, and all kinds of sex toys on each other. I had to back away for a minute, to compose myself and try and stay quiet.

When I looked again, I was just in time, to see Jim orgasm! He growled, "Now then little dirty Jayde, I'm just about to fill up your bottom!!" Jayde went "Oohhh!" in glee, and looked at him over her shoulder, bucking her bum slightly up and down, and encouraged him, sticking her little witchy chin out and flashing her sexy eyes, saying "Uurgh, go on then, do it up my ass! Bloody lovely, mate!" And he did. Jim growled again, and his shaft pulsated, embedded right up Jayde's bum. Jayde's sexy toes curled in pleasure on the study carpet!

Big dirty Jim was shooting out all his lust deep up her chocolate starfish, and Jayde actually encouraged this dirty old man to do it to her! She smiled back at him, squeezing her bum tight on his Dick, and she lustily said "Oooohhh, Jayde rides again and Jayde's addicted!" She slowly gyrated her ass around, milking out all his hot load into her bum, and his cock pulsed and throbbed, spurting it all up Jayde's bum! At that, I just had to go, and slipped out into the dark garden outside again.

There I frantically wanked myself off in both misery and sexual ecstasy! Soon, the bathroom light went on, and I heard them in the shower, with Jayde still giggling as Jim did whatever other dirty things he did to her! I went the local pub, and calmed myself with a stiff drink or five. I only returned when they'd gone, after six o'clock.

Of course I couldn't tell Aunt Mandy what I'd seen, and she'd never believe me anyway. All was strangely normal again afterwards. Jayde always pretended nothing had happened, and played the sweet, respectable caretaker ever after. At least, until the next time I saw her being naughty!

This section is for sexual current events and news; allowing our web site visitors to hear sex news around the world.

Starbucks is under fire for a new logo that critics say is sexually graphic. BBC News reports that a right-wing Christian group called the Resistance is spearheading a national boycott of the coffee chain, claiming the image depicts a naked woman with her legs "spread like a prostitute.... The company might as well call themselves Slutbucks." Starbucks maintains that the logo, which is based on a 16th century Norse design of a double-tailed mermaid, is perfectly innocent.

An Australian man was rushed into surgery to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis. "Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment," according to the Daily Telegraph. While it's unclear as to how the man got himself into such a tight squeeze, he is reported to be in "satisfactory condition."

An increasing number of male clubgoers are rubbing Preparation H on their chests to appeal to women. "If you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped," one user said. Now doctors are warning that this off-label use of the hemorrhoid cream, which tightens blood vessels for a taut look, may have unpleasant side effects such as high blood pressure. "It's not designed to cover the whole area of your chest," one dermatologist told ABCnews.com. "It's designed to cover a small part of your rear end."

More than six percent of teenage girls have had sex with another girl, while only 1.7 percent of boys had sex with another boy, according to data compiled by a Swedish researcher. "It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual," the study's author told The Local.

Sixty percent of women would rather have sex in the dark because they have poor body images, according to a new survey. "An online survey of 800 women, conducted by weight loss firm Jenny Craig, also found 73 percent said their weight made them feel "embarrassed to be seen or touched,'" according to news.com.au.

Some European soccer fans prefer watching an important contest to getting their kicks in the sack, according to a new survey. Spanish fans are the most dedicated to sports, with 72 percent saying they'd rather watch a big match than have sex, MSN.com reports. At the other end of the spectrum are Italy fans who, at 25 percent, are "maintaining their reputation as Latin lovers."

A new U.K. study suggests that breast pain in women during exercise is caused by how fast their breasts wobble. After 100 women wore sensors to track the movement of their mammaries, "the subjects experienced the greatest degree of pain and discomfort during the points at which the breast was in the process of accelerating or decelerating," one sports scientist explained. The results of the study may influence the design of more effective sports bras, the Telegraph reports.

Islamic regulators in Turkey have published a strict new sexual conduct code aimed at women, the Guardian reports. Turkish secularists are in an uproar over the article, which "equate[s] flirting with adultery," questions the role of women in mixed-gender workplaces and bans them from wearing perfume to avoid sexually arousing nearby men. "Women have to be more careful, since they have stimulants," the code states.

One amateur porn site wants Israelis and Arabs to make love, not war. The Israeli-based Parpar1 features hardcore streaming videos such as "Kosher Lesbians" and "The Rabbi's Daughter," The Forward reports. Part of the site's popularity is that it operates discreetly: "Customers who are billed for access... will see an item on their bank statement attributed to 'fuel supplies.'"

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