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August 2, 2008

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This Issue's Sex Joke

Police Patrol

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on. In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the back seat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing.

The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”

“OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer.

“What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?” John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.”

“And how old are you?” the officer asked John. “I’m 25,” John replied. “And how old is she?” asked the officer. John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”

 

Astrology & Sex   Toys
        Adult Gifts Based On The Stars

Often people looking for a sex toy as a gift are not sure what that special someone may enjoy. Using astrology can be a useful tool in figuring out a suitable gift and with birthdays, holidays and other special events around the corner, it is a good time to start thinking how to make it a hot one!


Lisa Lawless

Lisa S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
HolisticWisdom.com Founder

What To Know Before We Get Started-

Astrology is not as simple as basing one's whole astrological chart on their sun sign, such as reading an overly simplistic horoscope. Web sites or other sources that tell you that compatibility, or characteristics based on a sun sign alone are like reading the comics to understand one's psychology. What is a sun sign? It is the sign under which you were born, however your astrological chart is much more complex and has many things to consider.

This is because the sun sign is just one aspect of a person's make up. There is a lot more to astrology than what pop astrology tries to sell. It is kind of like looking at the bumper of a car, and claiming that just looking at that small part of it describes the whole thing.

For an example of how to apply gift giving using astrology based on some aspects of my chart CLICK HERE.

Finding a theme in someone's chart is a great way to understand what motivates them as well as what they will enjoy.


Where Can You Get More Astrology Information?

Free Astrology Reports are available on Astrology.com, however the paid reports provide much more information but ultimately the best option is a consultation with a reputable astrologer. It is best to have not just the date of birth, but time and place for the most accurate information. If you are interested in a referral for a reputable astrologer for a consultation by phone eMail us and we can give you contact information.


Sun Sign Still A Good Gift Guide-

Knowing what someone's sun sign can still assist you in getting an idea of the kind of gift someone would be open to and thus is why we will explore that below.


Selecting An Adult Gift Using Astrology-

Selecting an adult gift can be tricky, in that you may not want to offend someone and at the same time find out what will bring them the most pleasure. Thus, we have provided a place to start in our astrological breakdown of giving adult gifts based on one's astrological sign. Below you will find a description of the astrological signs as well as corresponding sex toys that would compliment that sign.

This way, whether you are buy a gift for a birthday, anniversary, bachelorette party or even Valentines day you will have a better idea of what may appeal to them!

 

ARIES (Mar 21 - April 20)
Rams are known for being fiery, impulsive, and leading an active life. Aries can be quite physical and playful so giving a fun gift such as a sex game or manual toy is a good start. Keep in mind that Aries rules the head, face and brain, so any gift that stimulates their mind such as the latest sexual techniques is a way to create desire of the mind as well. A gift that challenges them or utilizes some of their intense physical energy will be appreciated most.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Better Sex DVDs
 
 
Vibrators
 
 
Adult Novelties
 

 

TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Taurus loves luxury. A Taurus loves things that give them pleasure such as good food, great scents, massage and of course the best of sex toys. Taureans enjoy the good things in life, in both a financial and an earthy, sensual manner. Taurus is the Sign of the Physical, so massages or other body pampering gifts are a huge hit. Taurus rules the House of Money and Possessions, so you won't go wrong with gifts that are indulgent!

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Massager Sex Toys
 
 
Sex Toy Kits
 
 
High End Sex Toys
 

 

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
Gemini examines the world through intellect, so give a gift that stimulates their imagination such as a book or better yet because they love technology, a DVD. Gemini rules the House of Communication, so help the Gemini in your life out by giving them something to talk about such as sexual education. Keep in mind that Gemini rules the arms & hands, so sex toys like finger toys are a great start. Whatever you do, variety is key. Mix and match totally different kinds of presents and you'll make your diverse and versatile Gemini happy.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Dildos
 
 
Adult Books
 
 
Finger Sex Toys
 

 

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
Cancer rules the House of Home, which makes the Crab in your life fun to buy presents for. It's not just the home that Cancer people focus on - partners are important too. Cancer is a water element, which means they are quite emotional and thus they enjoy nurturing partners who exchange massages. Sentimental gifts are key so something homemade that represents your relationship will touch your Crab deeply such as a Make Your Own Dildo. Cancers also have a strong association with food (Cancer rules the stomach), so anything to do with food will be appreciated.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Waterproof Vibrators
 
 
Lubricants & Sex Toys
 
 
Discreet Vibrators
 

 

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
Leo's love to create and to perform. Give a gift that enables their artistic creativity, or perhaps a gift that matches with their love of entertaining elegantly and grandly. Keep in mind that Leos are a bit extravagant and dramatic, and have a bold yet classy taste in everything. Anything with strong colors (red, purple, gold) will go over well.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 

Lingerie

 
 
Bedroom Gear
 
 
High End Sex Toys
 

 

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 23)
Virgo's love simple elegance, so whatever gift you give, make it classy. Virgos are also industrious, efficient, neat and well organized. Try giving the Virgo in your life something that will help them in this, such as a sex toy holder like Liberator's Woody Goody bag or sex position enhancer such as the Liberator shapes. Virgo rules the House of Health so giving them gifts that promote that would be well received.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
STD Prevention
 
 
Sex Toy Cleaners
 
 
Hide Sex Toys
 


LIBRA (Sept 24 - Oct 23)

Libra rules the House of Partnership, which means they tend to be socially inclined and more interested in other people than themselves. Give your Libra something that reminds him/her of your relationship or friendships. Don't forget that Libras, like Taureans, also appreciate beautiful and sensual things, so you can't go wrong with sweets, or things that bring pleasure but with a touch of beauty! Finally, Libra's like to look their best, so some beauty products would cater to their desires.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Adult Gifts
 
 
Holistic Wisdom Spa
 
 
 

 

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Naughty, sexy Scorpio is the Sign of Sex and can have pretty wild sexual fantasies. Anyone who has this sign strongly represented in their chart will appreciate some action in the genital department with a twist of deviance. Remember that Scorpio desires meaning in life, so give Scorpios naughty gifts with a warm heartfelt gesture.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Bondage Sex Toys
 
 
Strap On Sex Toys
 
 
Anal Sex Toys
 

 


SAGITTARIUS
(Nov 23 - Dec 21)
Sagittarius is the Sign of Philosophy, and people born under this Sign are the scholars and learners of the Zodiac. If you want to get a big thanks from your Sagittarius loved one, give them something educational. Sagittarians are also an impulsive type and will be open to you whipping out a hot new toy for something new to explore!

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 
Adult Books
 
 
Vibrators
 
 
Make Your Own Sex Toy Kits
 

 

CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - Jan 20)
People born under this Sign are both ambitious and disciplined; determined and dedicated to achieving their goals. They are also practical and realistic, so getting something that appeals to a practical side such a gift certificate will always be a winner.

Suggestions for the perfect gift:

 

 

 
 

Holistic Health Products

 

 
 
Personal Shaving
 


AQUARIUS
(Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Those born under the Sign of Aquarius are the visionaries of the Zodiac, and have an affinity with progress, technology and anything that is radical. What's a good gift for the Aquarius in your life? Technological gadgets. They also love to learn, so books will also be a big hit.

Suggestions for the perfect gift: