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Quote
of the Week-
We
are all full of weakness and errors;
let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is
the first law of nature.
Voltaire 1694-1778, French Historian, Writer
Sex
Joke of the Week-
A
young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three,
nine or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well",
he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think
tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents,
and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll
want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12-pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that
evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing,
and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues
praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and
says, "You never told me that you were such a religious
person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told
me that your father is a pharmacist!"
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Jetaime- A
Good Alternative To The Sybian
Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
Holistic Wisdom Founder
FREE
U.S. SHIPPING IF YOU ORDER THROUGH OUR WEB SITE!
Lisa
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Member
of American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors,
and Therapists
( AASECT )
The sex
machine Jetaime, has been on the market since 1997. Also known
as a "fucking machine"," it came out after the
Sybian which is much
more widely known. The main difference between the two are the
following-
The
J'taime is less expensive.
The
J'taime thrusts, while the Sybian
only rotates and goes back and forth.
The
J'taime can be used with any dildo
you desire, while the Sybian only has special
dildos you must purchase with it.
Benefits
of the Jetaime-
~
The
Jetaime is very quiet and is remote controlled. ~
Jetaime
can provide 0 to 120 thrusts per minute. ~
Jetaime
uses all lengths and girths of your favorite dildos and vibrators.
~
Jetaime
costs $100's less than the competition. ~
Jetaime's
1-inch padding is very comfortable. ~ Jetaime
is very reliable and sturdy. ~ Each
one is made when you order it so you will get a brand new version! ~ Jetaime
outperforms all others.
Let's
Play~ Here are
just a few ways to have fun with the Jetaime-
"Fucking
Machine Gallery" with what has been termed as a
dildo fucking machine.
What
Does It Do?
1)
Both men & women can experience intense & multiple orgasms
easily-
From
gentle to intense, the Jetaime allows one to determine their
orgasmic potential. Multiple orgasms are easily experienced
with this toy because it allows for controlled levels of stimulation
using realistic attachments that match their partner while providing
endurance and vibration that a partner cannot provide.
2)
Benefits-
Whether
your partner likes to watch, is out of town, is tired, or you
simply do not have one at the moment, the Jetaime provides a
non-threatening device that can be used for many situations-
~
A Prelude To Sex
~
Extension Of Sex
~
First Orgasm
~ Traveling Spouse
~ For Singles
~ For Multiple Orgasms
~
Provides Constant Stimulation
(which many women need to achieve orgasm)
~
Great For Partner To Watch While Other Uses It
~
Sexual Experimentation With Or Without Partner
~
Need For Prolonged & Constant Stimulation
~
Mimics Your Partner With Added Stimulation
The
Jetaime for women approximates the male form. It is mountable
and can continue stimulation indefinitely for vaginal or anal
stimulation.
What
is the difference between the way
a Sybian and Jetaime work?
Sybian
(The Jetaime Competitor)
The
Sybian only moves in rotations or back and forth as shown below,
while the Jetaime actually thrusts in and out.
Jetaime
Provides Slow To Rapid Thrusting
For
Men-
The
Jetaime for women can also be used for men for incredible prostate
massage that is capable of providing some of the most intense
orgasms a man is capable of when combined with genital stimulation.
Jetaime's
vibrating, massaging movement reduces and relieves tension.
Increases sex drive due to intensified sexual stimulation.
The
Jetaime Mechanics
Product
Description-
Weight-
35 pounds with convenient finger grips to carry and move easily.
Dimensions-
12.5" Wide., 23" Long, 11.5" to top of padded cover.
Power-
ELECTRICAL REQUIREMENTS
A
Jetaime is only is available in 115 volt 60 Hz AC for use in
the United States, Canada, Mexico, Philippines, Puerto Rico,
Jamaica, Japan, Lebanon, Taiwan, and Venezuela. Step down transformers
may be used to convert the electrical power of other countries
to the needs of Jetaime. Transformers must supply at least 170
watts at 110 volt ac, 50 or 60 cycles.
Other
Features-
~ Stainless steel action arm.
~ Brass bearings connect all moving
parts.
~ Industrial strength motor and
self-lubricating brass bearings provide years
of maintenance free operation.
~ Quiet, dependable DC variable-speed
gear-reduction motor.
~ Jetaime can not be heard through
a closed door. It is about as loud as a ceiling fan
on high.
~ Stroke length is adjustable from
3 to 4 inches in five settings.
~ Thrusting speed is variable from
0 to 120 strokes per minute.
~ Remote control box for motor
speed.
~ Easily cleaned seats and inside
compartment.
~ Comfortable, 1-inch thick foam
seats.
~ 12 foot power cord for operation
anywhere in the room.
~ Patented dildo holder accepts
more than 95 different dildos, vibrators, and dongs.
~ Use any length, any diameter
dildo with the correct holder.
~ Dildo angle automatically adjusts
with rider’s movement.
~ Optional eyebolt kit available
for BDSM play.
Jetaime
FAQs
What
people generally want to know about the Jetaime-
Flared
Bases Help To Make Most Dildos (Vibrating & Non)
Work With Your Jetaime!
Jetaime will come with one rubber adaptor ring for mounting
dildos without flared bases.
What
attachments are best to get for it?
It
really depends on your personal preference. Jetaime uses all
lengths and girths of your favorite dildos and vibrators to
give her that buzzing inside. Beware of those machines that
can use only their special dildos.
Dildo
Requirements:
Dildos
with or with out flared ends will now fit Jetaime by using a
rubber adaptor ring supplied with each machine.
Dildos
Should Be-
~
Soft & Flexible
~ Have a flanged or flared base.
(If it does not have one, then an adapter ring is required.)
~ Width of dildos that best fit:
Diameters between 3/4 and 3 1/2 inches.
They may be of ANY length. Due to width constraints,
some dildos will
require surgery.... meaning you will have
to cut the testicles (balls) off.
Oh yeah!! This vibrator and dildo machine rubs and vibrates
the G-spot and Prostate to provide incredible orgasms. It is
also capable of clitoral stimulation.
What
about the orgasms, are they somehow different?
Some
women experience more intense orgasms than they ever had before.
Others experience orgasms for the first time while using Jetaime.
Women who had been singularly orgasmic can become multiply orgasmic.
Partners might notice a partner has an increased response during
sexual activity.
Is
there any danger in using the Jetaime?
Jetaime
has not been tested or approved for use under the following
conditions:
~
If you are pregnant. ~ If you have a heart condition
or any other medical problems.
(Unless you have the approval of your
doctor.) ~ If an intrauterine device is
in place. ~ If you have consumed alcohol
or any other judgment altering substance recently. ~ We have made every effort to
make Jetaime a safe product.
Follow directions, don't overdo it, and it
will give you years of safe enjoyment.
Is
it very noisy?
Jetaime
motors do not make much sound but vibration does and it will
transfer through a wood structure if it is not placed on a well
padded surface e.g. well padded carpet.
Will
my partner be threatened?
Most
partners love to watch and 'help' their mate be totally satisfied.
Although some partners may need to be reassured that they will
not be replaced by any toy but rather sharing in these sexual
experiences can actually increase intimacy with the right communication
and attitude. Read Our Article On
Sex Toy Fears
Can
I get it in different colors?
Custom
colors are available, red is standard. Shown the the right is
a black version.
What
do people whom have purchased a Jetaime think about it?
It's
one of the more expensive sex toys... however, I have heard
from so many people that it is worth every penny! I
suppose when you think about a life time of sexual pleasure
and putting a dollar amount on it the cost is not that much.
Jetaime
Single Dildo- $1195.00
Jetaime
Double Dildo- $1395.00
Extra
Options-
BDSM
Eyebolt Kit- $25
Restrain your lover with handcuffs, chains, ropes, or leather
straps with the four eyebolts in six possible locations.
Dildo
Mount & Holders-
Mount
dildos with diameters between 1-1/2 and 2 inches in diameter
with the regular dildo holder (1+15/16 inch). Dildo
holders can be ordered with the following openings: 2+7/16,
1+15/16 (supplied with Jetaime) , 1+11/16, and 1+5/16 inch.
Mount
dildos with balls outside the machine opening with a $10 extension
tube and a $10 custom cut Vac-U-Loc adapter. Without these accessories,
the balls have to be cut off.
Returns-
Restocking fee of $125.00 is charged for machines return. You
have 15 days after you receive it to notify
us of your decision to return the machine.
Shipping-
FREE
U.S. SHIPPING IF YOU ORDER THROUGH OUR WEB SITE!
U.S.
Shipping and handling is normally by UPS Ground for $45, but
we will give you free shipping when you order it through our
web site.
International S&H is at actual cost (determined after order
placed) plus $20 for boxing. Special
UPS shipping available for additional charge.
Jetaime is shipped with first payment on the 4 month payment
plan.
The
Jetaime does not make a good surprise gift. A woman must want
to ride Jetaime in order for it to be effective.
Machines
are made as they are ordered. This means that there is always
a 5 to 10 day delay in shipping.
Is
Shipping Discreet?
Yes! We know that when ordering adult
products that it is what our customers expect.
Is
there a warranty?
Jetaime model 3 has a two-year limited warranty. The padded
seats and tube cover have a 90-day warranty against defects.
No one to date has ever needed repairs.
If
warranty work is necessary, you pay shipping to us and we will
pay the shipping back to you. We have been making Jetaime since
1996 and only four machines have required adjustment. No part
has ever broken. Jetaime is built with industrial strength parts.
It will last many years beyond the warranty.
The Sybian Vs. The Jetaime
Compare The Best Sex Machines On The Market
This
is truly the best "fucking" machine you will
find on the market. The versatility, not to mention the
sheer ability of this to deeply penetrate with quick,
powerful thrusts. Great for vaginal and oral sex and a
breakthrough in great sexual technology!
This
is one of the most advanced vibrators in existence. While
it does not thrust, the rotating and vibrating attachments
drive women wild from stimulation to their g-spot and
men in a frenzy when used for prostate massage.
The
Jetaime & Sybian Top All The Other
"Vibrator & Dildo Machines" On The Market
To Date!
Lisa S. Lawless,
Ph.D., CEO
We
stand behind our two top rated sex machines and have reviewed
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Feel
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Hot & Cold
Women's Lubricant
Hands On Your Head
Adore The Cock
Penis Anatomy
Messes
Orgasms
Perineum Love
Anal Love
Nipple Love
Mouth Love
Fatigue Warning
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Kegel
Exercise For Men Creating
Longer Sex With More Forceful Ejaculations
Lisa
S. Lawless, Ph.D., C.E.O.
Holistic Wisdom Founder
Many
men want to know ways to prolong ejaculation and how to make
it come out with force. One healthy way to do this is to simply
work out your PC
(pubococcygeus) muscle which is better known as the Kegel
muscle (also found in
women).
The
next time you go to the washroom and begin urinating, try
to stop the flow midway. Can you? When you have an erection,
can you squeeze your PC muscle and make your penis jump substantially?
If
not, then it would be wise to start exercising your Kegel
muscle to not only enhance sexual functioning but also maintain
penile fitness.
Just
as working out your biceps will give you better definition
and more strength, the PC muscle can help you strengthen and
better define your erections and orgasms. But as is the case
with everything, discipline is required. There are different
sets of exercises you can do. Select the one that is best
suited for you and do it regularly.
Note
the Pelvic floor muscle is what will be getting strengthened.
Working
The PC Muscle
As
mentioned, stopping your urine midstream can help you figure
out when you're using your PC muscle. Try stopping your urination
three times just to ensure that you understand where the muscle
is located. You
will also feel your anus contracting.
Exercise
1
Quickly
clench and release your PC muscle for a 10-second period.
Take a 10-second break. Perform three sets, then take a 30-second
break. Clench and unclench for 5 seconds with 5-second breaks
in between, 10 times in a row. Tighten your PC muscle for
30 seconds and release for 30 seconds, 3 times in a row. Repeat
the first step and you're done for the day.
Exercise
2
Tighten
your muscle and hold for a count of 5, and release. Repeat
10 times. Squeeze and release the muscle 10 times quickly.
Repeat 3 times. Tighten and release your PC muscle in long
and short intervals for counts of 10. Repeat 3 times. Squeeze
your muscle and hold it for as long as you can. Try to work
your way up to 120 seconds (relax, that's only two minutes).
Exercise
3
Fully
squeeze and release your muscle over and over again. Begin
with one set of 30, and then slowly work your way up to over
100. Squeeze as tightly as you possibly can (make sure it's
only your PC muscle that you're clenching). Hold it for 20
seconds, then rest for 30 seconds. Repeat 5 times.
Exercise
4:
Simply
begin squeezing and releasing your muscle for 2 minutes a
day and gradually work your way up to doing it for 20 minutes
at least 3 times a day. You should eventually be able to perform
at least 200 repetitions per session.
Do
Kegels Any Time & Any Place
You
can do these exercises just about anywhere and at any time.
No one will know that you're squeezing, unless of course you
keep smiling like an goofball while doing them.
Because
the muscle heals quickly, you'll begin noticing that you're
waking up with more solid erections and that's always a good
thing. In time, Hugh
Hefner will have nothing on you when you get to be
his age. Your sexual abilities and control will increase immensely
and you'll find that your penis has become stronger and firmer.
Shoot across the room PC exercises can also be beneficial
in the "squirt across the room" department as well.
Porn
Star Peter North
Peter
North who is well known for his ejaculation abilities did
these exercises daily. So if you do them, not only can you
have the most solid erection ever, but you might also be able
to ejaculate on the ceiling!
Practice
Makes Perfect
Remember
that the results will not be evident the instant you've done
your first set of kegel exercises. It takes time, like with
any muscle that you begin "training" regularly.
Powerful
Sex
Once
you begin to master your exercises and are able to see a significant
difference, the next time you're making love, stay inside
your partner without moving. Instead of going in and out like
you normally would, simply squeeze and release your PC muscle.
If
your partner has been doing their exercises as well, you can
both perform this on each other. So there you have it; an
easy way to keep your partner satisfied and get a little satisfaction
of your own at the same time. Enjoy!
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Lisa
With
hundreds of eMails coming in every day and while I answer
man, it is not possible for me to reply to all of them.
However, I wanted to provide a section where we take
some of our readers questions and post them on our web
site so that we can provide answers so that everyone
can benefit from having the information available on
our web site.
To submit your question
such as those shown below eMail
us for consideration
of publishing it in our next newsletter.
Hi
Lisa,
There is a new book out in the U.K. called The Naked
Woman by Desmond Morris that claims that he has discovered
four g-spots in women and calls the other three the U-spot,
C-spot and A-spot. Is this true?
Andy
Hi
Andy,
Thanks
for your question! I am happy to reply as I think this
needs to be addressed. No, it is not true that a woman
has four g-spots. The simplest way to explain why this
is a myth is to explain what makes it a "g-spot." What
makes a up the g-pot are the Skenes (Paraurethral) glands.
These glands are similar to what make up a prostate in
a man.
When
we are conceived we all start as female with an X chromosome.
When a Y chromosome is added that creates a male and when
an X is added it creates a female. Males and females essentially
have similar body parts even though they evolve differently.
A man's prostate develops from what once was the Skenes
glands (g-spot) in a female. That is why female ejaculation
is very similar to prostate fluid in a male.
Now, you wouldn't go around saying a man has four prostates
would you? No, so why then does author of The Naked
Woman, Desmond Morris (Zoologist) claim there
are 4 g-spots? Well, there are a few reasons in my opinion.
1)
Morris may be talking about what most sexually uneducated
people think the g-spot is... simply a more sensitive,
nerve rich area that causes pleasure. But even then, we
would be talking about the clitoris, g-spot, vaginal opening
and the cervix and we would call those various erogenous
zones, not g-spots.
Other
than those erogenous zones, the vaginal walls do not have
much to offer other than a more muted level of pleasure.
Seriously, it would go against the whole biological design
for women to have many parts of their vaginal walls be
high in nerve endings as 7-10lb babies come ripping through.
I imagine that would bring a whole new world of pain!
Bottom line, Morris is not talking about anything new
here and having cutesy names for erogenous zones and calling
them "g-spots" is to get attention.
2)
Why would Desmond Morris, who is well known for writing
scientifically unproven and often personally fabricated
concepts write about there being four g-spots and naming
the other three the U-spot, C-spot and A-spot? Because
he wants to sell books and get attention. Outside of that,
this guy has little to offer in regard to accurate assessments
of women's sexual pleasure vaginally.
3)
Morris seems to be amused by his own assumptions and feels
little need to base it on any factual clinical research.
Morris spends half a chapter telling us that women do
their hair differently to reflect different self-images
- short hair means an assertive, competent look, long,
tangled hair indicates sexy abandon. Just based on this
ridiculous take on things one can discern the guy is in
need of some serious clinical training. So, apparently
a woman who has short hair may not simply be doing it
because it makes grooming easier for her lifestyle, or
a woman with long, tangled hair is simply someone who
suffers from poor hygiene skills? Give me a break!
In
researching Morris' work, I found other books that make
the same off-beat presumptions based on nothing but his
own fantasy world. For example, Morris wrote a book called
Catwatching, which is a book about his
observations about cats. Being that he a zoologist you
would think he would be better with animals, but it appears
he is not. Morris writes that cats think we are their
mother or sibling.
Tell
me, how is it "known" that cats regard us as their surrogate
parents or siblings? Did a cat tell him that? All the
behaviors described as signaling that attitude toward
us are behaviors cats display toward other cats as well
as toward inanimate objects. Is a cat kneading a blanket
convinced that the blanket is her mother, or do it simply
because it provides pleasure and comfort responses? Morris
might as well tell us that human's like hugs because they
resemble the way our mothers cuddled us in infancy not
because physical touch in general feels good! Honestly,
I think cats let alone other animals are quite clear we
are not cats let alone their mother!
Bottom
line here, is that Morris is not to be taken seriously
when it comes to much and with regard to the four g-spots...
Morris should perhaps consider a new subject to write
about because he is really off base with his latest book
as well as many others!
Hi
Lisa,
What is the best time and way to call a woman and ask
for her date once you have her phone number?
Hi,
Women
are fairly good at accessing whether they want to go out
with someone based on the first phone call, so I can understand
your desire to get it right. Here are a few tips for ensuring
you make a good impression-
When
To Call
This really depends on the circumstances in which you
got her phone number. If you are calling to set up a blind
date, then obviously you can call right away.
Some
people say that if you spoke at a party, bar, wedding,
etc. briefly and did not say much to one another then
you may want to wait a couple of days to call. If you
call that night or the next day, you might come off a
bit too eager, or even desperate.
As
someone who has never been caught up in childish games,
I can say that I would not perceive that to be overly
eager, in fact, I would find it flattering. However, there
are many single gals that love to play games, so you will
have to discern if this is someone who likes sincerity
or wants you to play the aloof game that so many men seem
to think does well for them.
The
key in my opinion is not how many days to wait to call,
but the confidence you demonstrate when you call. I think
a lot of men think women prefer to be jerked around with
aloofness and game playing, when in reality women prefer
a man who can confidently say what he wants in a respectful
manner.
Best
Time
Call her in the evening. Like most of us with day jobs,
this is when she's most likely to be free to talk. Call
after 8 p.m. to avoid interrupting her dinner, but before
10 p.m. in case she goes to bed early. If she seems busy
or rushed, ask her if you're calling at a bad time. And
if she says that you are, don't ask her to call back.
Just find out when a better time would be for you to phone
again. You want to keep the ball in your court.
Call
From A Comfortable Setting
When you're comfortable and relaxed, it shows through
in your voice. Avoid calling from the office or from the
car when you're stuck in traffic. Calling from these places
is not only uncomfortable, it's also distracting. Instead,
call from a quiet room in your pad. You want her to know
that she has your undivided attention.
Get
Your Voice Relaxed And Clear
Women like a man who sounds cool and confident.
Tips
to get your voice sounding its best:
1) Hum out loud with your mouth closed.
This is a little trick that can
help you train your voice to sound deeper right before
a conversation.
2)
Call standing up.
Talking while standing up will also
lend a deeper tone to your voice.
3)
Talk slowly.
Take your time with your words. People
sound nervous when they speak
too quickly.
Good
Small Talk
It's natural to make small talk in a first phone call,
but you can still try to keep the conversation interesting.
Avoid cliché topics like the weather and politics,
and focus instead on subjects that are relevant to both
of you.
You
also want to be mindful about talking too much about yourself
as women notice these things. Actively engage her in the
conversation by asking questions instead of just answering
the ones she throws your way. Ask her about herself and
what she's been up to since you first met, then let the
conversation flow from there.
Just
keep it light and easygoing. One item you should make
sure not to delve into is past relationships. This is
a touchy topic of conversation at any point in a relationship,
and it's an especially delicate one during a first phone
call. Talking about past dates that went sour or relationships
where mistakes were made is a guaranteed downer.
Make
References To When You Met (If Applicable)
Running out of things to talk about? Try using references
to when you met to spark a new direction for the conversation:
Was there a random song playing in the background? Was
there something memorable that she said? Was there a funny
incident at the bar? The possibilities are endless. Try
to think of a few things that were memorable about the
time you met beforehand to avoid those awful, awkward
moments of silence.
Make
Her Laugh
There's one thing nearly all women look for in a guy:
the ability to make them laugh. Try to drop a few jokes
during the conversation to let her know that you have
a sense of humor. But don't overdo it: you don't want
to come off like you're doing an act.
Don't
Be Crude
Revealing your love of Italian food can be good. Revealing
your love of porn flicks right off the bat can be bad.
There's a fine line between being comfortable and being
crude, so make sure you keep the conversation tasteful.
By the same token, don't put too much emphasis on framing
yourself as high-class. Pompous guys can be just as insufferable
as crude ones.
Propose
A Specific Date
Make sure that you have an idea in mind for a date before
you call. Remember; the ball's in your court, so you're
going to be the one to hammer out the details. Be specific
about a location and day that you'd like to meet up. Where
should you go? Grabbing a drink together always makes
for a relaxed first date, and you can consult one of the
various nightlife guides out there for tips on a good
spot. Be assertive, but have a backup plan. If she can't
make it that day or doesn't like the type of place you
suggest, then propose an alternative. If at that point
she still refuses, let her offer a suggestion.
Hang
Up Once You've Secured The Date
Don't feel the need to keep the conversation going after
she agrees to a date. That's the primary objective of
the first phone call, and she knows it. There will be
plenty of time for deep conversation later on. In general,
the phone call shouldn't last longer than five to 10 minutes.
The less time you chat, the smaller the window to blurt
out something you may later feel was stupid.
Make
Clear Intentions
Make sure she knows you're interested in her romantically.
The last thing you want is for this potential hook up
to turn into friends just hanging out. Don't suggest going
out with a group of people. Nothing says platonic like
a group date. Furthermore, make sure that you get together
at night, as daytime dates can feel unromantic. You can
also offer to pick her up. This will send a clear signal
that what you're proposing is a romantic date.
Don't
Leave A Message
When in doubt, hang up If she's not home, never leave
a message. You don't want to make the same mistake that
Jon Favreau's character did in Swingers.
Nothing good can come out of talking to her voice mail
If someone else answers the phone, just say that you'll
call back later. Remember; you always want the ball in
your court.
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Joke
Submitted By Reader-
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of
marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they
can't see each other using sign language. After several
nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. 'Honey,' she signs, 'Why don't
we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night,
if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.' The
husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to
his wife, 'Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with
ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.' 'If you
don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis..........fifty
times'
Hi
Lisa,
About
your article on medication
and sexual performance, I have in
fact had trouble with the drug "Zoloft" that I started
taking after my loss a little over a year ago for "sudden
traumatic syndrome". It causes delayed orgasm in me but
the upside is I can give a lady many, many hours of pleasure
at a time and with my size, it has caused problems with
ladies with stretching, soreness and at times, a small
amount of pain before they call "Uncle!" The only remedy
that has been recommended to me is to cut down on the
medication to the point of not being dependent on it anymore.
I have tried Wellbutrin but it makes me crazy so I don't
know what to do other than just keep up the current regimen
and hope for the best. I can eventually orgasm but it
is at the point my partner has had several orgasms and
is almost completely worn out from the experience. The
rest of the newsletter is good and very well written,
and thank you very much. I just thought I had to comment
on this one thing I had personal experience with. Have
a good weekend.
Justin
Joke Submitted By Reader-
A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
"My
Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very
happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore
after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed I shall be > back home before
midnight".
When
the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining room table.
"My
Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like
to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your
secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman
and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand
that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference. 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into
18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
Joke
Submitted By Reader-
A
twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the
pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call.
Half
an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with gray hair impeccably
dressed in very expensive suit, steps out of the car and
enters the house. He sits in the living room with the
father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath
your family two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa
and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At
this point, the father, who had remained silent, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ........."Then
you try again."
Political
Opinion Submitted By Reader-
Hi
Lisa,
I
know that you shy away from expressing political views
on your site, but wondered if you would allow me to speak
my mind about political aspects that will affect this
nation's sexual health.
Voting
For Bush Will Mean A Loss Of Your Sexual Freedoms
It's
not just about gay marriage when we talk about the loss
of sexual freedom. We are talking about the loss of the
way sexual health matters get handled.
1)
Discouraged condom use for more focus on abstinence when
we know that even when people commit to abstinence they
have a higher rate of STDs because they are less educated
and unprepared when they do have sex. Also, most people
who commit to abstinence fail. The focus on abstinence
only is clearly from an administration that wants to stick
this country's head in the sand about AIDS and teenage
pregnancy. We should discourage minors having sex, but
encourage education and condom use when they do, because
that is REALITY.
To not do so may cost you your child's life!!!
2)
Bush appointed the head of the FDA, with a bible thumping
dote who tells women they should read the bible for PMS
symptoms. Are we really that eager to head into the dark
ages when it comes to women's sexual health issues?
3)
Attorney General John Ashcroft’s announcement in June
that the U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 adult material
record-keeping and labeling law is being expanded to include
the Internet. Ashcroft is only going to continue his witch
hunt of anyone in the adult industry, including educational
sites like yours.
So
what does this new law mean to the consumer? It means
that those selling even better sex videos or even showing
pictures of product demonstrations like yours will have
a very hard time selling them legally because the second
a reseller shows a picture to promote the video they are
considered a secondary producer and will have to have
the documentation proving that those who are in the film
are over 18. If they don't it's a felony.
Now,
tell me why, if a company like yours, makes a film that
is Title 18 compliant, and you have the proper paperwork
to prove it, that a another company who sells your video
(like Playboy) should be unable to show promotional pictures
of it unless they too have the copies of photo ID's of
the actors/actresses? Ridiculous!
What
are people going to do when they want to go online and
learn about sexual health or a sex product, imagine what
it looks like? God forbid we show the human body because
according to this administration we are disgusting. Sites
like yours will be forced out of business and then where
are people going to be able to learn about their sexuality?
Conclusion-
I just want to share with your readers these few examples
of what the current administration is doing to keep healthy
sex and sex education as well as companies like yours
from being legal. Perhaps Bush, Cheney and his buddies
should stop focusing on making so much money from their
war to get Iraq's oil and focus on the freedoms that those
soldiers are under the impression they are fighting for!
-
Sam Whitman
Columbus, OH
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Supreme Court Makes Orgy Jokes
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's recent speeches
have ventured into some surprising territory, when this
staunchly conservative father of nine began joking about
sexual orgies. Scalia is known for a biting humor and
is entertaining on the talk circuit and on the bench during
the court's argument sessions. He raised some eyebrows
with a speech this week at Harvard University, however,
with a comment about the number of people needed for group
sex and the jest that ``sexual orgies eliminate social
tensions and ought to be encouraged.''
From
abortion to the death penalty, the Supreme Court is being
asked to determine moral issues that fall outside the
scope of strict constitutional interpretation, he said
in a lecture at the University of Arkansas in Little Rock.
``It is blindingly clear judges have no greater capacity
than the rest of us to determine what is moral,'' Scalia
said.
The
68-year-old was named to the Supreme Court in 1986 by
President Reagan, and President Bush has said that Scalia
is one of the justices he admires most. A Harvard Law
School graduate, he was invited to Cambridge, Mass., and
spoke Tuesday to a packed auditorium. According to The
Harvard Crimson newspaper, Scalia ridiculed a European
court decision that struck down British legislation barring
group gay sex on the ground that the law intruded upon
private life.
He
asked rhetorically and very much tongue-in-cheek how many
people it takes for such sex. ``Presumably it is some
number between five and the number of people required
to fill the Coliseum,'' Scalia said. On a more serious
note, Scalia was asked if he had any gay friends. Scalia
said he probably does, but he's never ``pressed the point.''
Men & Women Differ On Sex In
The Brain
The
way we record information, process language, to the size
of our brains and different regions of the brain, men
and women have clear differences. Scientists are also
trying to get at the roots of what may be behind these
differences by looking at the effects of chromosomes and
hormones at work in lab animals.
Depression,
for example, appears to be twice as common in women as
in men while women with schizophrenia seem to suffer less
cognitive difficulties than men with the condition. Nearly
all neurodevelopmental diseases are either more common
in one gender or more severe among one gender, said Nancy
Forger of the University of Massachusetts at Amherst.
Other conditions, including arthritis, heart disease,
even lung cancer also seem to be influenced by a person's
gender. "Clearly, if we can understand what's different
about male and female brains, then we can understand why
one sex is more susceptible to a disease." .
This
kind of research remains controversial, as does any work
that looks for explanations for human behavior in the
brain. But most researchers looking into differences of
the brain are quick to point out that there are many more
differences in the brain just between individuals than
between groups of people or between the sexes. "Men and
women are more the same than different in the brain without
a question," said Forger. "But," she added, "little differences
can go a long way."
Sex
Toy Causes Security Scare
A
vibrating sex toy in a Sydney Australia garbage bin sparked
a security scare and shut the Mackay airport for almost
an hour. An emergency was declared at the airport, 800km
north of Brisbane in Queensland state, after airport staff
heard a strange noise coming from the bin. Police evacuated
the terminal and were about to call in bomb experts when
a passenger came forward to identify the contents of a
package left in the bin. A police spokesman said the package
was identified as an 'adult novelty device'.
Barbie
Gets Naughty
The
wholesome, if sometimes surreal, beauty of the Barbie
is taking on a different twist under the influence of
photo lab owner Anne Baker. Baker has coerced Barbie and
her friends to ditch the sequin gowns and pink roadsters
for sexy outfits, outrageous poses and delinquent behavior.
Plastic
dolls line four long shelves in Baker's store, called
Annie B and the Black and White Guy. There's a cross-dressing
male doll with long hot pink hair and a tight miniskirt.
A ``Jailbait Barbie'' stands behind bars, wearing a pink
and white striped uniform and an identification number.
An eight-legged black widow doll crawls up a spider web,
with Ken wrapped in her webbing. ``She's a man-eater,''
the sign says. In a scenario that has its parallel in
real life, Baker finds down-on-their-luck Barbie's - at
thrift stores and from friends - then introduces them
to a world of sex, drugs and violence. ``I always loved
Barbie,'' she said. ``I don't know what led me to this.
Barbie
was too clean and she needed to be in the real world,
so I put her in my world.'' Baker has had jobs both in
costume design and toy buying, and figures they inspired
her to take up the Barbie habit three years ago. Now she
sells the dolls for up to $125 each. Sometimes they are
placed in sets. One features Ken in a clay wolf mask,
his tongue flopped across his chin like a dog, his long
brown hair kinked sky-high. Barbie, her lips pouted around
a perfect smile and head covered by a red cape, drops
her basket of fruit in surprise. Another, called ``Hef
and the Bunny and the Mansion,'' features a blue-eyed
Barbie in a Playboy bunny outfit, serving drinks to Hugh
Hefner (played by Ken).
Jenna Jameson's Book Hit The Best Seller
List
The
600-page book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary
Tale has hit the best-seller list. Resident of Scottsdale,
Arizona Jenna Jameson's wild memoir has been on the New
York Times best seller list for months. The book teems
with bare-breasted photos, comic book panels, handwritten
diary entries and graphic detail.
"I've
had ... women tell me I'm their idol," Jameson, 30, said
in a recent interview. "They want to be like me. They're
seeing the glamour icon but don't realize ... there are
more facets to me besides spreading my legs."
Born
in Las Vegas to a cop turned criminal father and showgirl
mother who died when she was 2, Jameson entered the X-rated
world at age 17. Wanting to be a stripper at Vegas' Crazy
Horse Too, the voluptuous blond was told to come back
after getting rid of her braces. That night, Jameson says,
she yanked the metal off her teeth with pliers and wire-cutters
and never looked back. Changing her name to Jameson (after
the whiskey), the teen grinded her way up from stripper
to X-rated photo model, eventually becoming a porn performer.
The
book chronicles a litany of sordid escapades, including
a gang rape and Jameson's eating disorders, drug addictions
and numerous lesbian and three-way affairs, both on and
off camera.
As
a cinematic porn goddess, Jameson says she only worked
five times a year, usually with the same partner. "I was
lucky to not have caught any sexual diseases, even though
I worked without condoms for two years."
Today
Jameson says she is monogamous and happily married to
Jay Grdina and only has sex -- both on-screen and off-
-- with her husband, an adult-film studio owner and business
entrepreneur.
The couple started a film production, marketing and web
hosting company. So with Jameson a millionaire who no
longer needs to bare her body for bucks, one wonders why
she persists.
"I
love what I do for a living," exclaims Jameson, dragging
on a Marlboro Light, the only vice she claims to still
have. "I'm also trying to change the way the industry
is run, which is mostly headed by men who don't take women
seriously as business people. To change things for girls
going into the industry, I have to continue. I want to
continue."
Like
many actresses, Jameson worries about losing her beauty.
"Our looks pay our bills. I get Botox and love it. I'm
very expressive and I'm trying to keep lines from appearing.
I did have a chin implant and I'm having breast-reduction
surgery," she said. Down sizing her jumbo implants to
a C cup seems right, Jameson says, because to remove them
completely "would leave too much extra skin." She adds,
"I'll get a full reduction after I have children."
Jameson's
maternal instinct looms large, as she and Grdina try to
conceive a child. In the interim, they continue cranking
out hard-core films, with a Hollywood deal in the works
for her autobiography. "I initially wanted Kate Hudson
to play me," says Jameson, "but she's not as endowed as
I am. My fans have mentioned Pamela Anderson, Jaime Pressly
and even Meryl Streep."
Absurd
as that sounds, it's no more farcical than living in a
world where a porn star achieves the American dream. "I
don't know if I can spit out another book. Maybe it'll
be a coffee table book of photos or maybe I'll focus on
something more family-oriented. If I do have a daughter,"
she says with resolve, "there's no way in hell I would
allow her to be a porn star and go through the things
I went through."
Hustler Pay-Per-View
Now In U.S.
LFP
Broadcasting, the parent company of Hustler TV, announced
the launch of Hustler TV pay-per-view (PPV) in the United
States. Hustler TV PPV, which was launched in Canada last
year, is offered on an individual title basis in three-
or six-hour blocks, and as a monthly subscription service
on a 24/7 basis to cable and satellite providers.
Hustler TV offers a broad range of exclusive adult content,
including films from VCA Pictures and Hustler Video. In
the states, Hustler TV will have to compete against the
likes of Playboy and their Spice Network PPV channels.
“We think we can reach cable operators who market those
channels,” Klein said. “We think our channel is a perfect
fit and we like the performance level of our titles and
the Hustler brand, so we’re hopeful they will perform
better.
Hustler
TV On Demand, a Video-on-Demand (VOD) service offering
Hustler TV, was launched in May in the U.S. And is being
carried by multiple cable providers, some of which offer
up to 50 hours of content per month. The Hustler VOD offerings
have proven successful to this point and given the company
more hope for the PPV channel.
Transsexual Performer Featured on New National Lampoon
Transsexual
adult performer Allenina appears on the recently released
National Lampoon Presents- Lost Reality, a collection
of TV shows that didn’t get picked up by the networks
– for obvious reasons. National Lampoon, is behind comedy
classics such as Animal House and the Family Vacation
franchise. Allenina appears in He Said, She Said, a dating
game with at twist... the twist being Allenina.
Her
segment is similar to The Bacherlorette, in that male
contestants try to win the heart of the woman – only in
this reality show, the woman is a transsexual. This is
Allenina’s second mainstream reality TV appearance, her
first being an encounter with Cousin Stevie on Showtime’s
Family Business.
Stern
to Join Sirius Satellite Radio
Top-ranked
shock jock
Howard
Stern says he is
leaving Infinity Broadcasting Corp. to join Sirius satellite
radio, beginning in January 2006. Stern announced that
he has signed a five-year, multimillion dollar contract
with Sirius, a national distributor of commericial-free
music and sport programming.
Stern
will be heard in every market across the country, according
to a joint statement from Stern and Sirius. Stern's show
corners the radio market among males 18-49 years of age
and ranks No. 1 in many of the 46 major markets where
his show is broadcast. ``It has been my dream to have
the top-rated show in radio since I was five years old,''
Stern said in a statement.
Earlier
this year, Clear
Channel Communications dropped Stern from
the six markets, including San Diego and Pittsburgh, after
complaints from federal regulators. Stern's show often
features sexually explicit remarks and off-color humor.
Man Marries for 53rd Time
A
Malaysian man tied the knot in 1957, and tied it again
and again - 53 times. This week, he's gone back to where
he started, remarrying wife No. 1. ``I am not a playboy.
I just love seeing beautiful women,'' Kamaruddin Mohammed,
72, was quoted as saying. Kamaruddin's latest bride, now
74, also was his the first woman he married and divorced.
In between marrying Khadijah Udin, in 1957 and now again
he married 51 times. He stayed with his Thai wife the
longest, for 20 years. His shortest marriage lasted two
days. All his previous marriages ended in divorce except
with the Thai woman, who died of cancer. ``After she died
I thought of Khadijah and sent several people to inquire.
I didn't expect her to accept it,'' said Kamaruddin, who
worked for several multinational companies before retiring
in 1992. Despite all the repeat marriages, Kamaruddin
says he is a one-man woman. ``I don't like flings. I also
don't believe in marrying more than one woman at a time.''
Tax on Men for Violence
on Women
In Stockholm, a group of Swedish parliamentarians proposed
levying a "man tax" to cover the social cost of violence
against women. "It must be obvious to all of us that society
has a huge problem with male violence against women and
that has a cost," Left Party deputy Gudrun Schyman. "We
must have a discussion where men understand they as a
group have a responsibility," said Schyman, one of the
party members to sign the motion for debate on the new
tax.
Sweden
already has the highest taxes in the European Union as
a percentage of gross domestic product to pay for its
famous but hard-pushed cradle-to-grave welfare program.
It is also one of the world's most advanced nations in
terms of gender equality, but Schyman said in a headline-hitting
2002 speech that discrimination in Sweden followed "the
same pattern" as in Afghanistan.
Prostate
Cancer Treatment Impairs Sexual Function
Localized
prostate cancer showed a much sharper decline in sexual
function and urinary control than did similar men without
the disease, researchers report in the medical journal
Cancer. "Men facing decisions about treating early stage
prostate cancer should recognize that treatment-related
declines in sexual and urinary function may significantly
exceed changes from normal aging," said lead investigator
Dr. Richard M. Hoffman.
Overall,
the researchers conclude that the negative effects of
the disease and its treatment on sexual and urinary function
"far exceeded any effects from aging, particularly for
men undergoing radical prostatectomy."
Confused Man Mistakenly
Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
In Bucharest an elderly Romanian man mistook his penis
for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up
and ate it. 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village
near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into
his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping
him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's
neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital
in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the
dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was
brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out
of danger.
Emmy-Award
Winning Galafilm Chronicles
Online Adult Business
Montreal-based
Galafilm Inc. has announced production of the Showcase
Original documentary series "Webdreams". The eight-part
series enters the labyrinth of the Internet adult entertainment
industry by following a diverse cast of online entrepreneurs
based in Montreal, one of the largest production centers
in North America.
From
those who have created a small business using a home computer
and a webcam to the high flyers who travel the world marketing
and producing material for their websites, "Webdreams"
follows a unique cast of characters who live their lives
-- even the private parts -- on a very public electronic
playing field.
The
"team" combines both ends of the industry's spectrum,
from webcam chat hostesses to company-sponsored trade
show delegations in Florida, Quebec and Las Vegas. Each
half-hour episode streams in and out of the personal and
professional lives of these individuals.
But
how far are they willing to go to achieve their cyber-sex
goals? How far will they take their personas? And at what
expense to their regular lives, offline? The rift between
their public and private lives is fascinating.
"Webdreams"
is produced in association with Showcase and is slated
for broadcast in 2005. Principal photography continues
in Montreal, New York and various cities in North America
and Europe until November this year.
Hugh Hefner Builds Home In Vegas
Hugh
Hefner is coming to Las Vegas, where he'll have a vertical
version of his Playboy mansion. A nearly 12,000-square-foot
love shack on top of the Palms hotel-casino's 40-story
tower that's now under construction.
The
two-story suite will be named the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa.
It will have its own glass elevator that overlooks the
Strip, along with indoor and outdoor pools.
Hefner
just completed a long-term licensing agreement with Playboy
Enterprises Inc. on Monday. The deal will allow the Palms
to use the iconic brand in Nevada and in the tower's new
nightclub, boutique casino and lounge, along with a retail
Playboy store, said Bill Farley, Playboy's vice president
of marketing events. The 300-room tower opens in early
2006. Chicago-based Nine Group and the Palms will own
and run the new spots. The Nine Group operates four other
venues at the Palms, including the popular Rain nightclub
and swanky rooftop Ghostbar. Playboy said it expects to
report a seven-figure revenue increase, starting in 2006,
as a result of signing the licensing deal. Financial terms
of the agreement weren't disclosed.
Meet The Fockers~
Meet The Parents Sequel Shows Liberator
Shapes! In
Theaters December 2004
Cast-
Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller,
Dustin Hoffman,
Blythe Danner, Teri Polo and
Barbra Streisand
Directed by-
Jay Roach
Story by-
Jim Herzfeld and John Hamburg
Screenplay by-
Jim Herzfeld and John Hamburg
and
Vince Di Meglio & Tim Rasmussen
Based on Characters Created by-
Greg Glienna & Mary Ruth
Clarke
Produced by-
Jane Rosenthal, Robert De Niro,
Jay Roach
Executive Producers-
Nancy Tenenbaum, Amy Sayres
Universal
Pictures/DreamWorks Pictures
The
makers and stars behind the runaway hit of 2000,
Meet the Parents, are re-united-and joined by
some formidable future in-laws in the the follow-up comedy,
Meet the Fockers.
Now that Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) is "in" with his soon-to-be
in-laws, Jack (Robert De Niro) and Dina (Blythe Danner)
Byrnes, it looks like smooth sailing for him and his fiancée,
Pam (Teri Polo).
But
that's before Pam's parents meet Greg's parents, Bernie
and Roz Focker (Hoffman and Streisand). The hyper-relaxed
Fockers and the tightly-wound Byrneses are woefully mismatched
from the start, and no matter how hard Greg and Pam try,
there is just no bringing their families together-which
all adds up to a disastrously funny time of "getting to
know you."
We
learn that Bernie Focker (Hoffman) is a retired legal-aid
lawyer and Roz Focker (Streisand) is a sex therapist for
seniors.
In
keeping with Roz Focker's profession as a sex therapist
for Seniors, these blue shapes are Liberator
Shapes.
A
screen capture from ACCESS HOLLYWOOD (below) shows the
blue shapes on the floor. There are two blue ones on the
left, and a cone-shaped one just below Barbara's arm on
the right of the screen.
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